bubbly soap

Hello, my name is Emm3a because I am cool enough for that. I enjoy bubbles and strawberries and I am now bored of writing about me. I think that when the zombie apoxy-lips comes we all need to be very careful about breathing because all the people who were cremated are going to rise from the dead and go down our throats when we breath so that we will choke and die so that we join there ranks. If there is ever a zombie apoxy-lips, the zombies are totally gonna win. They will win for at least two reasons:

1. they can't die.
2. when they kill us we will come back alive and join there ranks.

Obviously they would win, how in the world are we gonna win if we can't kill them? This is soooo unfair. I do not understand why we would try to win in the first place, it would just deplete our ranks and give them even more chances to choke us with there ashes. I don't wanna choke on ashes that used to be people and have now come back alive to kill us. :( This would not be any fun at all... I wonder if anyone is even reading this... I doubt it... maybe I should do something cool like Julie does, but that would be hard and I wouldn't eat half the stuff....
Well, I have nothing else to write. Which is very lame because I wanted to keep this going forever and ever then everyone would get bored and I would be writing for no reason whatsoever and this probably makes no sense whatsoever but I feel like making this horrible long run-on sentence ends because it's horrible and it is making me gag and I am probably running out of breath only I am not reading this out loud and I don't feel like reaching for the period button even though it is much closer thenthe backspace button which I keep on having to push, so I should probably hit it... EVERYONE SHOULD HIDE IN A CANADIAN BOMB SHELTER WHEN THE ZOMBIE APOXY-LIPS COMES!!! Anywho, I think that I should probably tell you that by apoxy-lips I mean apocalypse, apoxy-lips comes from a book that I am reading right now and you should all read it but you probably won't because it is the sixth in the most random and strange series ever. Dead serious. There actually is a character called Random. It's really strange, but once you get past the strange-ness it is super cool.
I think that human beans are much cooler then human beings, you should become a human bean with me, they are epic.

epic (adjective) - also epical. heroic; majestic; impressively great:

As I was trying to get that definition I discovered that there is in fact an epic.com. I wish that I had come up with "banana guards" they are little Tupperware that are shaped like bananas, you place banana's in them so they don't get all banged up. They are marvelous I love them. I didn't get one because my mom said they were a "waste of money," but how is something designed to protect your food a waste of money? I mean food might as well be a waste of money!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles are, as follows:

• Leonardo

• Raphael

• Donatello

• Michaelangelo

You should be proud of me I only cheated on one. I can name some of there colors, personalities and weapons too. My cousin, Quirtne, is making me learn all of them, she is kinda crazy. I call her a nerd. She doesn't believe me, but she got mad at me for saying that Pokemon and TMNT don't exist, does this not scream nerd at you? she thinks it screams "devoted person who is knowledgable about interesting subjects." She is in denial, don't worry, I will work on it. Anywho I shall now leave you all, farewell. (I <3 you Lizzie2)