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Dear Friends slash People,

So, I am supposed to write twenty five things about me because I was tagged, I am also supposed to make all of the people I tag write them. But you know what? I think that is extremely RUDE!!! I AM AGAINST COMMUNISM! However, I also enjoy bumble bees, everyone else freaks out and there like "Agh! Don't swat it! It will get mad and sting you!" However, I swat it, and guess who hasn't ever gotten stung! MWAHAHAHAHA. I also don't think we should call them ITS. That is also very rude, what if they go into an identity crisis and are never the same again? Anyway, back to one of the subjects, I think that communism is a very bad thing. It makes people rant and rave, and, as some of us know, raving is highly exclusive and I think that it is extremely rude to go to an exclusive party where most people aren't invited and the people who are don't know until the last minute so rumors don't spread about it so you can't even brag about it to your friends to make them all jealous, even though that is the whole point of exclusive parties anyway, so the whole concept of raving doesn't make any sense anyway. And that, my friends, was a horrible long run on sentence that I am ashamed of. AND it went through multiple subjects as well, so I am very proud of it. This is my MONOLOGUE my peeps. Yes, this would technically be classified as a monologue because it's just me talking on and on and on. And if any of you guys actually care enough to read it all the way to this point then I am proud of you and you should check out my blog... ( emm3arose.blogspot.com ) because I posted this there as well! Yeah, I know I am kinda obsessed I guess, but I really enjoy writing stuff! especially if it's about ME! Which, I suppose is Self Absorbed, but at least I am not fat and depressed like Mia, by the way that is a great book and you should all read it, except Cody and any other boy who happens to read this because that may be considered gay (like the bumble bees), so if you do be sure to tell Courtney because she wants a gay best friend. Well, I am going to go eat Hot Chocolate now, adieu.

Love,

Emma Rose

P.S. I do not recommend Princess in Training, Princess on the Brink and kind of not the very last one, they are all somewhat bad slash suggestive. But the others are really good, and if you skip Brink then someone needs to fill you in on the super duper important part that is near the ending. I quit that one.

P.P.S. Don't text speak. It's stupid.

HELLO!!!

Hey humans. I am all happy and happy cause it is either raining or recently was. I think that when it rains i am all happy and such. I enjoy my earth-like planet. It's a bubble. I decided I am all random.

Best date ever:

Eating plutonium goo with the unicorns in the park. But flamingos will be shunned because shrimp is all illegal and such. It would be on April twenty second, not to hot, not to cold, all you need is a light jacket. Yeah. Very epically awesome. And we would eat samiches and chocolate. Oh, goodness. That would be like insanely awesome!!!

And now for something completely different:

Today I decided to be lazy. I haven't done like anything. So now I am all yucky. I feel all lazy and yucky. I don't like it at all. So I am going to go go be lazy some more and then not going to. But today I made a jacket out of towels! I am going to be Ash (from Fantastic Mr. Fox), so I had to make one. Now I am all excited and happy. Anyway I will now leave. Good-bye.

Good-bye
I love you
Lizzie2
Heather the Awesome
and
Taylor the Incredible

Love
Emm3a the Zolo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMA!

A human who eats her own shoes is often mistaken as crazy. Or just hungry. I have heard that leather is actually quite delicious. I would eat it for breakfast every single day. If it were good. I am not really sure because I have not tried it. I will now announce that I have been fifteen for seven hours and thirty - eight minutes. I should become a vampire! I have been alive for five thousand four hundred sixty three days. That’s sixty five thousand five hundred sixty five months, two hundred ninety five thousand forty two and a half weeks, two million sixty five thousand two hundred ninety seven and a half days, forty nine million, five hundred sixty seven thousand one hundred and forty eight hours, two billion nine hundred seventy four million twenty eight thousand eight hundred eighty minutes and approximately one hundred seventy eight billion four hundred forty one million seven hundred thirty two thousand eight hundred seconds.

magnificent-ness

Okay, now I shall write a post that is actually fun to read because I love my marvelous one follower. Today I have decided to say HELLO! to the world, my name is sun and I love you... but there is no such thing as freaking global warming! or, as they call it now "global climate change" which, btw, has been happening since the dawn of time. "The dawn of time" makes no sense whatsoever because if it is the dawn of time then what happened to the early hours of time, like two in the morning, before the sun comes up and dawn appears to the world... that probably didn't make much sense and I am sorry, but if you have not figured out that this bloggy thing doesn't make much sense so SHUT UP AND DEAL WITH IT!!! I like it when people bring up random things. I will now quote a marvelous movie (MARCUS I LOVE YOU!!!)

"I would never kill a duck! They are my second favorite animals, after dolphins.
They can kill sharks, with their noses!"

That was from ABOUT A BOY, which you should watch, if you haven't. I like GIR. He is my very favorite cartoon character of all time! I shall now believe in the Easter platypus!!! It just makes so much sense! I love it! You all should too. He is on INVADER ZIM! The kids show that was so gothic it got cancelled. It's like gothic alien spongebob. It's super funny if you didn't get that. Only some of the episodes are creepy... I love it though, and you should to. It is on netflix instant play if you want to watch it. Anywho, I am going to go eat food, so toodleoohoo. I love you! (and will try to write more often.)

bubbly soap

Hello, my name is Emm3a because I am cool enough for that. I enjoy bubbles and strawberries and I am now bored of writing about me. I think that when the zombie apoxy-lips comes we all need to be very careful about breathing because all the people who were cremated are going to rise from the dead and go down our throats when we breath so that we will choke and die so that we join there ranks. If there is ever a zombie apoxy-lips, the zombies are totally gonna win. They will win for at least two reasons:

1. they can't die.
2. when they kill us we will come back alive and join there ranks.

Obviously they would win, how in the world are we gonna win if we can't kill them? This is soooo unfair. I do not understand why we would try to win in the first place, it would just deplete our ranks and give them even more chances to choke us with there ashes. I don't wanna choke on ashes that used to be people and have now come back alive to kill us. :( This would not be any fun at all... I wonder if anyone is even reading this... I doubt it... maybe I should do something cool like Julie does, but that would be hard and I wouldn't eat half the stuff....
Well, I have nothing else to write. Which is very lame because I wanted to keep this going forever and ever then everyone would get bored and I would be writing for no reason whatsoever and this probably makes no sense whatsoever but I feel like making this horrible long run-on sentence ends because it's horrible and it is making me gag and I am probably running out of breath only I am not reading this out loud and I don't feel like reaching for the period button even though it is much closer thenthe backspace button which I keep on having to push, so I should probably hit it... EVERYONE SHOULD HIDE IN A CANADIAN BOMB SHELTER WHEN THE ZOMBIE APOXY-LIPS COMES!!! Anywho, I think that I should probably tell you that by apoxy-lips I mean apocalypse, apoxy-lips comes from a book that I am reading right now and you should all read it but you probably won't because it is the sixth in the most random and strange series ever. Dead serious. There actually is a character called Random. It's really strange, but once you get past the strange-ness it is super cool.
I think that human beans are much cooler then human beings, you should become a human bean with me, they are epic.

epic (adjective) - also epical. heroic; majestic; impressively great:

As I was trying to get that definition I discovered that there is in fact an epic.com. I wish that I had come up with "banana guards" they are little Tupperware that are shaped like bananas, you place banana's in them so they don't get all banged up. They are marvelous I love them. I didn't get one because my mom said they were a "waste of money," but how is something designed to protect your food a waste of money? I mean food might as well be a waste of money!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles are, as follows:

• Leonardo

• Raphael

• Donatello

• Michaelangelo

You should be proud of me I only cheated on one. I can name some of there colors, personalities and weapons too. My cousin, Quirtne, is making me learn all of them, she is kinda crazy. I call her a nerd. She doesn't believe me, but she got mad at me for saying that Pokemon and TMNT don't exist, does this not scream nerd at you? she thinks it screams "devoted person who is knowledgable about interesting subjects." She is in denial, don't worry, I will work on it. Anywho I shall now leave you all, farewell. (I <3 you Lizzie2)