HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMA!

A human who eats her own shoes is often mistaken as crazy. Or just hungry. I have heard that leather is actually quite delicious. I would eat it for breakfast every single day. If it were good. I am not really sure because I have not tried it. I will now announce that I have been fifteen for seven hours and thirty - eight minutes. I should become a vampire! I have been alive for five thousand four hundred sixty three days. That’s sixty five thousand five hundred sixty five months, two hundred ninety five thousand forty two and a half weeks, two million sixty five thousand two hundred ninety seven and a half days, forty nine million, five hundred sixty seven thousand one hundred and forty eight hours, two billion nine hundred seventy four million twenty eight thousand eight hundred eighty minutes and approximately one hundred seventy eight billion four hundred forty one million seven hundred thirty two thousand eight hundred seconds.